I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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