I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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