How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
