i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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