need another drink. this is the easiest way
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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