i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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