Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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