Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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