I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My pussy is not your playground.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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