He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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