just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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