ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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