I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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