Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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