no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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