Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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