you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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