Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
wat bout pragnant strippers??
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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