Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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