: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Everyone says I win the strip club
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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