Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I enjoy the company of your penis
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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