So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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