How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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