Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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