Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
porn star boner night. come get it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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