But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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