I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Banned from zoo.
Again?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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