Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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