oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We are two peas in an std pod
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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