you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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