He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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