He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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