just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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