some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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