How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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