fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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