sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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