there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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