I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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