bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
3 2 1 whiskey
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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