Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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