Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
