i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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