Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I will be naked everywhere
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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