Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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