in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
