Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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