Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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