And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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