well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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