dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I pour the whiskey from now on
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