omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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