A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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