You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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