the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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